Hello, I work in DevOps and like to have loud opinions on the internet.

Most of the things I write here on Medium are of the form "I just wanted to do this simple thing, but I had to spend hours reading boring docs and repeatedly failing until I figured out the one weird trick that should have been obvious from the start".

So this is me writing down the simplified version for the next guy, but more likely just me a couple weeks later once I've forgotten.